A typical Bagel's Day

Morning: Beg and eat owner and grand-owners' breakfast

Eat own breakfast
Sleep

Afternoon: Beg and eat owner and grand-owners' lunch

Sleep

Night: Beg and eat owner and grand-owners' dinner

Eat own dinner

Walk

Sleep

Ahhh what can I say... Life is GOOOD.

Tips to success...

1) Make sure they see you

2) Change position to make sure they REALLY see you

3) Give them your haven't-eaten-for-days face

4) Impress them with your good behaviour by lying down and waiting patiently

5) Show them how sad you are and what you think about them not sharing their food and being selfish

6) Show them you'd DIE trying/died from hunger

7) And when all else fails, use this ultimate sly trick that never fails. Sure to melt the toughest of heart.

O and do not forget to SPEAK with your eyes


And tada! SUCCESS!